I'm A Marvel...no, a DC... no... a PC!!!

We're giving away a PC a week! it said...
(No you're not, not anymore, LIARS!)

They do add this explanatory note though:
Thank you for your interest in the “I’m a PC” contest. The contest has closed and we are no longer accepting entries. Please visit the Microsoft Home Magazine contest page to view current and future contests.

Aww - that's just too damn bad, Microsoft!
I so wanted to add another instrument of daily frustration to my exasperated existence; another source of hair-pulling angst, since I am, after all, such a glutton for punishment here...!

 

I had the PERFECT (or should I say the Luminous) entry to propose, too:
"I AM A PC - BECAUSE I AM PATIENT AND CORDIAL.
UNDER THE WORST POSSIBLE CIRCUMSTANCES TOO - WHICH ARE ENCOUNTERED FAIRLY ROUTINELY, WHEN ONE OWNS A PC...!"

See - a surefire WINNER!

 

Alas, twas not to be.
Because the Microsoft powers-that-be
are the grinches that they are
stealing my beef - or, as it is, my PC -
this Christmas Time!

Boo-hoo
eh?

See if I care!

Photos property of Microsoft Corporation's Home Magazine.

:)