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Revelations 3:16

"So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot,
I will spue thee out of my mouth.
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Trying to be lukewarm only about trivial things here: sports,
entertainment, fluff of all sorts - nothing else, I assure thee!
After all, "lukewarmness" is only the worst of blasphemies to some; but I am neither Triple H nor Y2J here, whoo-oh! *LOL*
No need to be excessively sad for me hence - really!

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Saturday, July 04, 2009

200TH LUKEWARM POST!


Let's see now - what am I yet to feel lukewarm about around these parts... hmm...

Let's proceed about this IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER (thanks to an unwitting partner - linked further below...!)

Acid Rain: An Air Pollutant...
Acid Rain: "It's Eating Away at You"...
Acid Rain: The Disappearing Statue... (ACID sure brings about crazy hallucinations, eh...)
Adrenoleukodystropy (ALD): A Case Study Using the Film "Lorenzo's Oil"... ((NORMALLY, I would NOT be lukewarm about such a fascinating subject; but since the film's star, Nolte, became a drunk since and the film's director is most renowned for MAD MAX...)
Air Cannon...
Airfoil Experiment 2... Airfoil Experiment 3... (DARN - it's just like the Philadelphia Experiment - I missed the first one!)
Air Pollution Control... (STOP EXHALING THEN...?)
Air Power for Transportation... Air Pressure...
Air ... What Gives? (GOD GAVE IT TO US.)
Alka Rockets... Alternative Energy Sources...
Analysis of Ink by Paper Chromatography...
Anatomy and Physiology "Quickies"... (NO COMMENT.)
And/Or Circuits... Animal Adaptations... ANTacid - Bases and Acids... Antacid Tablet Race... Antenna Antics... All About Apples
Are All Liquids the Same? (ASK a stupid question...)
Are You Being Poisoned by Your Dishes? (REVENGE of the dishwasher...)
Attracting Balloons...
A Bagful of Surprises... (NO more for me!)
Baggie Science... (UNLESS they bring back that crocodile competitor of Mr. Glad and the like - I miss him so! A symbol of my childhood, verily...!)
Balloon Blow-Up... Balloon Charge... (LET THEM PRESS CHARGES AS THEY SEE FIT - I wash my hands of it all.)
Balloon Surprise! (ISN'T IT always!)
Balloon Vacuum... (INITIAL SHOCK is terrible, sure...)
Battery Life... Bells in Your Ears... (HURT will pass...)
Bernoulli Cans... Big Bottle Barometer...
Biological Rhythms... Biomes in a Box... Black Magic... Blood Circulation Lab... Blubber Glove... (EERIELY, it all fits together: for the record, I am not lukewarm about any "black magic" - I ABHOR IT - and any practitioner of it! You want to exact revenge upon someone, over a pity grievance or mere jealousy and envy of that person? DO IT FACE TO FACE, LIKE A MAN - or a woman! Not with pins and needles, potions and CRAP, incantations and invocations... THAT IS DOWNRIGHT SICK. And cowardly! But I digress...)
Bottle Habitat... Bottle blow-up... Bouncing Eggs... Brain Injury Eggs-periment... Bring Springtime Buds Inside... Brown Bag Science... Bubble Bomb... Bubble Fun... Bubble-ology... Bubble-ology & Bernoulli... Bubbularium... Buggy Diner... Build a Galvanometer... Building a Balloon Rocket...
Butterfly Optical Illusion Activity... Butterflies and Symmetry... The Buzz on Bees...
Cake Batter Lava... Calls of the Wild... CANdemonium...
Can I Make a Maraca? (BETTER than a macaca...)
Can I Make a Rain Cloud? (WE HAVE enough rain as it is...)
Can I Make Raisins? (TRY making some WINE instead...)
Carrot Root Fun... (I HOPE it's a carrot cake...)
A Changing Resistor... Charge It! (ARE YOU MAD?!?)
Chemical Changes... Chemical Methods of Control... Chemistry in Black & White Photography... Circulation of Water in Celery... Coat Hanger Balance... A Code Key... Color Mixing... Color My World - Frosting Graham Crackers... Colorful Bouquet...
Hmm... finding out about Combustion... Combustion & Carbon Dioxide...? (I CAN LIVE WITHOUT!)
Cookie Topography... Copper Caper... Counting the Stars... Create a Card... Creating Paper Towel Art... Creating Tangrams...
Cricket Dissection... (GRUESOME - Disney style!)
Crystal Creations... Crystals...
Dancing Penny... (YAWN - even Marshall -was she Laverne or the other one again- signed up for Dancing With The Stars?!?)
A DC Generator... (NO THANKS - ONE DC is vastly enough; no need for more!)
Demonstrating an Epidemic... (IT will do it for itself - fear not.)
Demonstration of Cheese-Making Enzyme Magic...
Density... Density Balloons... Density: An AskERIC Lesson... (NOPE - I've had my fill of dense people - no need to explore other types now...)
Describing Soils... Detecting Meteors... (IF that's your idea of FUN...)
Determination of the Amount of Phosphate in a Detergent...
Determining Acids and Bases... Diffusion of Molecules... Diggin' Dirt... Direct & Diffuse Light... Directional Switches... Discovering Plant Stomates... (NOTHING left to discover, it seems...)
DNA Extraction... DNA Extraction Lab... DNA Sequencing Simulation...
Do-It-Yourself Lung Model... (A HO by any other name.)
Donut Sort... (DOH.)
Down the Drain... Downhill Discoveries...
Dracula's Dinner... (YOU could be it.)
Ear Guitar... Ears and Hearing... Earth: The Apple of Our Eye... Echo in My Head! (HEARING voices again? Gaia's, this time, eh?)
Edible Plants... Edible Rocks... (BE MY GUEST.)
The Effect of Citrus Oils on Fruit Flies... Egg Carton Glider... Egg Magic
Eggs Don't Break? (NOT by themselves, bright lights!)
Egg Protector... (IF that's what you really wanna do...?)
Electromagnetic Signals... (HEED them...)
Electron Flash... (NOTHING to see there...!)
Electron Traffic... (THERE SURE IS a jam there - but scaled down, so it's no biggie.)
Elevator Physics... Energy Transfer...
Enzymatic Reaction... Enzyme Grabbers... Enzyme Labs Using Jello... Enzymes... An Enzyme Substrate Model... (WHO - Kate Moss?)
Erosion... Erosion... (I'm lukewarm about redundance too!)
Establishing Hardy-Weinberg Equilibrium... Evaporation...
Exothermic Reactions Used in Hot Packs...
Expansion of Water As It Freezes...
Experimenting with Friction... (I ALWAYS DO. In other words: been there, done that, am 99.9% lukewarm about it!)
Exposed Surface Area & the Rate of a Chemical Reaction...
Extraction of DNA from Onion... (TEARS WILL FLOW NOW...!)
Falling Test Tubes... Finger Boomerangs... Fingerpaint Leaf Prints... Fire Beetles... Fishy Frequencies... Flipsticks...
Flower Power... (IT'S JUST A MYTH.)
Flying Tube... Flying Wing... Folds and Faults...
Following the Mealworm's Metamorphosis...
Friction... Friction: Roll With The Changes... (AND THE BLOWS.)
Fun With Air... Funny Fingers...
Fuse It! (WHY BOTHER?)
Gelatin Volcanoes... (I'm not even going to ASK...)
The Genetics of Parenthood... (HA - here's what the fusion crap is all about... NO THANKS!)
Germinating Seeds with Liquid Crystals... (sounds yucky.)
The Giant Cell... Glaucoma... (BOTH just need to STAY AWAY FROM ME!)
Gliders... Glitter Globe - learning about density... Glue Polymer...
Good Vibrations... (NO THANKS - I can't suffer that song again...)
Grasshopper Study... Grass Seed Fun... Great Ice Guessing Game...
Green Growing Gifts... Green Space in the City... (mercifully NO sightings of either Green Arrows, Green Lanterns or Green Hornets! Phew!)
Groundwater Quality... Growing Alfalfa Sprouts... Growing Salt Crystals...
Hand Washing... (What should I clear about that - if peeeps don't wash their hands, I just won't shake hands, that's all! I won't in any case - just in case! ;)
Healthy Heart... (I hope everyone WITH A HEART has a healthy one too, sure... Aside from that...)
Hearing Fun... (unless it's me speaking, it's no fun, usually...)
Heartbeat... (PARAMOUNT - so I cannot feel lukewarm here, for once - unless it is the heartbeat of one BASTARD of a so-called human being WHO DESERVES TO DIE AND ROT IN HELL FOR ETERNITY... I think that is clear enough!)
The Heart and the Circulatory System... Hovering Card Trick - the Bernoulli Principle
How are plastics made?
How Big Is a Hand?
How Can I Make a Fire Extinguisher?
How Can You Make a Flashlight Shine Brighter?
How Do Animals Protect Themselves?
How Does Chance Influence Inheritance?
How Do I Make a Fossil Print?
How Do Refrigerators Make Things Cold?
How to Make Bottle Pipes?
How Much Do You Weigh?
How to Tell When Mealworms Are Out of Breath...
How We See... (NOW THIS IS VITAL - and I cannot possibly feel "lukewarm" about THAT! Unless we're talking about people's PERCEPTIONS OF THINGS - in which I do not give a rat's a$$ about most humanoids' so-called "perceptions"...! Me and Bobby Heenan feel that way! ;)
Identification of an Unknown Substance... Impact Craters... Inch of Skin... Inching Around... Inclined Plane Physics... Inclined Plane Physics and Art... Introduction to DNA Extractions... Iron in Cereal...
It Floats... Joysticks in the Wind... (NO COMMENT.)
Joystick Switches... (STILL NO COMMENT.)
Junk Mail Airmail...
Kids on Mars... (if that's the only way to make them behave... shanghai away!)
A Lab Trilogy for Beginning Biology Teachers... Latent Heat... Lava Layering... Laws of Reflection... Leaf Stomata as Bio-indicators of Environmental Change... Leaping Electrons... Learning with Laundry... Lemon Battery I (The Prequel)... Lemon Battery II: Fruity Electricity... Lemon Battery III: Lemon Power... Let the Light Shine In: The Iris
Let's Make Bubbles! (NO.)
Let's Make Insect Nets! (NO.)
Let's Make a Puddle Cake! (I SAID NO!)
How can you lift four times your weight?
Liquid Bottle Rocket... Liquid Layers... Liquid Nitrogen Ice Cream... Liquid Rainbow...
Listen Up! (NO! YOU listen up...!)
Loop the LED... Loop the Loop... Lost World Dinosaurs... Lotic Environment Lesson Plans... Lung Model... Macaroni... Magnet Fun... Magnetic Current... Magnets... Magnificent Microscopes... Make a Machine... Make an Electromagnet... Make a Spectroscope... Make Your Own Bubbles... Make Your Own "Mess"... Make Your Own Paper... Make Your Own Powerlock... Make Your Own Private Lightning... Make Your Own Rain Gauge... Making an Ant House... Making a Bird Mural... Making a Dry Flower Bouquet... Making an Electroscope... Making a Flying Saucer... Making a Fruit Fly Trap... Making Fruit-Shape Kebobs... Making Homemade Instruments... Making Magic Potions... Making Milk Glue... Making No-Bake Peanut Butter Cookies... Making a Pinhole Camera... Making a Pondscope... Making a Spectroscope... Making a Spider Web... Making a Straw Woodwind...
Making Three-Dimensional Plant & Animal Cell Models...
Making a Wind Sock... Manufacture a CD Crate... Mapping Animal Behavior... Marshmallow Building and Bridges... Match-Stick Rocket... McEagle Styrofoam Glider... Measure for Pleasure... Measuring Calories... Metamorphic Rock Pancakes... "Minimum" Solar Box Cooker... Mixtures & Sugar Cubes... M & M Lab... A Model of a Bacterial Plasmid...
Mold I: Growing Your Own... Mold II: Growing Your Own...
Mold III: Growing Your Own Antibiotic...
Mold IV: Mold Terrarium... The Money Pile... Motoring Electromagnetically... Mousetrap Vehicle... ABOUT Movement... Musical Coathanger... Neat Sheet... Needle Through a Balloon... Neutralizing Ability of Antacid Tablets... NEWspaper - Making paper...
Newton's Science Try-Its: Build a Hovercraft to The Inner Life of a Leaf...
Newton's Science Try-Its: Cut the Cube to Eggs Supporting Books...
Newton's Science Try-Its: Fire Extinguishers to Dancin' Raisins...
Newton's Science Try-Its: Make a Barometer to Soak Some Spuds...
Newton's Science Try-Its: Pop a Penny to Boiling Water Without Heat...
Newton's Science Try-Its: Racing Jars to Projectiles and Satellites... Nickel Karate... Non-Compressibility of Water... ABOUT A Noodle... The Nose Knows... (IT SURE DOES! Not Bo - the Nose!)
Objects Race 500... Observation: Where Is My Peanut? (NO COMMENT.)
Oily Colors... One Color or Two? (If there ever was an inane question asked, it might be this one...?)
One + One = One... (RIGHT.)
Onion DNA Extraction... (PREPARE TO CRY A GOOD ONE NOW! AGAIN...?!?)
The Opposable Thumb... Optical Images... Orbital Forces... Outrageous Ooze... Paper Clip Parachutes...
Pasta Patterns... (WHAT - I eat some on some days, and have some as a sidedish on other days - OKAY?)
Peas and Particles... (I have the former but never the latter - not on my plate anyway! Maybe IN the plate, but not on it!)
Pepper Scatter... (sounds like helter skelter to me - I'LL PASS TOO!)
Picky Toothpicks - surface tension...
Pictures from Light... (now here's an apparent exception to the rule here - THAT might have me interested, but... NAH! I'm still lukewarm about it too!)
Piles of Fire... (and much moreso about THAT...! A flame this high - IS IT?)
How can you force a physical change in matter?
Plant Biotechnology: Controlling Tissue Differentiation... Plants and Gravity... Plants and Seeds... Plant Transpiration... (sweathogs with photosynthesis - wowee.)
How are plastics made?
Pliable Proteins... Pollen Collection and Identification... Polystyrene Containers... Population Dynamics of Growth of Drosophila... Porosity... Potato Float... Potential & Kinetic Energy... Potential Energy... Pressure of a Gas & Temperature... Pretzel Predictions... Pringles Pinhole Camera... Problem Solving in Genetic Disorders... (HA - fat chance you ever will solve those...!)
Projectiles... Properties and Synthesis of Soap... Pyramids and Cubes - Straw Structures... Quantitative Analysis of Lead... The Rain Game... Rain Rulers... (try ruling your own craniums first!)
Random Walk... (going nowhere - as usual, folks?)
Rate of Gas Evolution from the Reaction of Alka-Seltzer Tablets with Water... Reaction Time... Reading with a Candle... Reaping Rocks... (better them rocks than innocent lives, eh.)
Recipes for Homemade Fun... Recycling Paper... Reflecting Rainbows... Regolith Formation... A Relay... Remote Control Roller... Resistor Colour Code... Respiratory System... Restriction Enzymes... Rock Candy... Rocket Launch... Rocket Science: Balloon Races... Rocket Science: Rocket Poppers... Rocket to Success... Roller Coasters in the Classroom (makes sense - the next logical step in our chaotic and ludicrous education system! Bravo.)
Roto-Copter... Rubberbandology... Rubber Egg... Rubber Eggs... Rust... Salt and Boiling Water... Salt, Soil, and Seeds... (sorry - no green thumb needs apply!)
Salt Volcano... Sampling Carbon Dioxide... SA/V Ratio & Rate of Diffusion... Sculpture Creations... Secret Bells... Seeing Air... Sensational Slime... Shadow Shapes... Signals from Space... Singing Rod... Silly Straw Glider... Simple Machines... Simple Machines... Simple Scales... (as simple as your minds?)
Simulation of Gene Splicing... Size of a Gas Molecule... Slinky Science... Slinky Science - ver. 2... SORRY; I was never one for sequels!
Slippery Substances - Lubricants... NOR THOSE!
Slip, Slide, Resist! (No comment.)
Soap-Powered Paper Boats... Soda Pop Can Hero Engine... Solar Hot Box... Solar Hot Dog Cooker... Solubility... Solubility of a Gas and Temperature... Solubility and Temperature... Solutions... TO WHAT? Spider Fun... Spider Glider... (mercifully no spider-man - nor ham!)
Spin, Eggs, Spin! (No thanks - I like mine scrambled.)
Spinning Blimps... Sponges and Seeds... Spudnicks - A Rice-Crispy & Marshmallow Snack!
Spud Stuff ('nuff said there.)
Stalactites and Stalagmites to Go... WHERE?
Static-Charged 2 X 4s... Static Electricity... Staying Young with Vitamin E... A Stirring Sight! (I don't think so!)
Stop and Go Electrons... St. Patrick's Day Snack... Straight from the Heart... Stream Table... String It Along... OK - if you say so - I don't see the usefulness of it though! Strings and Springs...
Strong Shapes? I could never be passionate about THOSE!
Great Engineering Feats: Structures... Boy, aren't we evasive there, huh... Structure of Matter... Ok, that is at least SOME notion... Still not enough to get me truly interested, sorry!
Student Investigation on the Immune System and Heme-agglutination...
Sun-Powered Cooking... Summer Sprouting... Super Sparker... Suspension Bridge... Symmetry Surprise... Synthesis of Aspirin... Synthesis of Soap... T. P. Away... Tasty Solution... Teaching Multiple Alleles... Telephone Talk... Temperature & the Rate of a Chemical Reaction... Testing for Acid... Testing for Metals... Testing for Starch... Thaumatrope Motion Device... Tie Dye... The Touch 'n' Feel Box... Transforming Current... Transpiration... Tree Bark Casts... Tubes and Spheres Roller Coasters...
Understanding Waves... Uh... No need to - just stay safely on the dock!
Up Periscope!
Up, Up, and Away!
Up, Up and Away with Bottles!
Using Microscopes... Using A Winogradsky Column to Analyze Microbial Communities... Viscosity... Visible Spectra of Soda Pops... Vitamin C in Fruit Juices... Volume of a Gas & Temperature...
Waste Management... Now THAT I feel really lukewarm about; not being too inclined to dirty myself...
Watch the Brain Learn... Water Bottle Rocket Launcher... Water Color Racing... Water Drop Magnifier... Water Magic... Water Pollution... Watershed Modeling... Weathering Experiments: Sugar Cubes, Steel Wool & Gravel
What Are Seeds?
What Causes Tooth Decay?
What Do Plants Need to Live?
What Is Air?
What Is a Medicine?
What Is Mud?
What Is Water?
What Makes a Bird a Bird?
What Plants Do I Like to Eat?
What's Evaporation?
What Shape Is Water?
What's It Like to Molt Like a Snake?
Whose Skeleton Is in Your Closet?
Why Can Insects Stand on Water?
WHY DO I NOT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ALL THESE PROFOUND QUESTIONS?
Wild Seed Fun... Wind Catchers... Wind Detective... Wind Erosion... Windows on Life (I HATE WINDOWS!)
Wind Gauge - Build your own! (I really don't give a flying fig - flying though it may be on a mere gust of wind too!)
Wind Sounds... Worm Bin Project... Yeast - A Dihybrid Cross... Your Own Electroboard (or mine)... The Zapper - Static electricity... and the advent of the Zoo Vet too!


I can readily say that I am apt to feel altogether lukewarm about virutally all of these subjects here! By the same token, and certainly quite paradoxically too, I'd blog about any of them on a dare - from anyone! Isn't that something now...! Heck, if it isn't yet for some of you skeptics out there, I'd even add that I'd write a serious journalistic piece about any of these subjects - IF PAID TO DO SO, YEAH!
;)

Now, if I am feeling lukewarm about all of these odd activities, you don't have to feel likewise, of course not... It is a free world (alas) and so you can feel free to veer towards the source of this list - right here - and check up on any of these things... except the vile one that I abhor so! Which one is it again, folks? Hmm? Let's see if you're paying attention back there...! Which one? That is right: black magic! Harry Potter is hogwash from Hogswart - that's right too! And hellfire and brimstone awaits the idiots who want to imitate him (a silly fictional piece of crap that J.K. Rowling didn't even create but pieced together from all previous existing silly characters of the same ilk - a "good sorceror" - what a dumb oxymoron! One cannot be GOOD if one's craft is aimed specifically at COMMITTING EVIL through evil empowerment! THINK, PEOPLE, THINK!!!)
Sheesh...!

Well, GREAT - we definitely found which one of these "activities" I may not feel lukewarm about - but am definitely adverse to!

All in all, not a wasted blog post today - eh?

;)

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Thursday, April 23, 2009

Biased Media = Lousy Broadcast

It was painful to listen to, most times; but one had simply to turn off the sound and enjoy some fine classical music instead while watching the action on ice as the mighty Boston Bruins defeated in dominating fashion the hated Montreal Canadiens. Alas, for me, my location had me forced to tune in to the RDS broadcast (or worse yet: the CBC's!) and not the NESN broadcast - and so it was more of the same biased crap that I had to listen to, game after game, before I wised up and tuned out...!


An example: game one, right after Phil Kessel accepted the short pass from Milan Lucic to seal the B's victory by scoring the insurance goal into an empty net - what happened then, hmm? A frustrated Canadien (the Komi, I do believe) dared ruin the celebration of the sealing-of-the-deal goal by roughing Kessel -Kessel! The finesse guy! You don't rough up a finesse player, pal; it's an unwritten rule and a time-honored one at that- and he brought Kessel all the way into the boards too, as all that young Phil wanted to do was the same as when he scored all of his goals in the last two years; celebrate it with his teammates. But no - the Habs think they have a right to avoid their just desserts and thought they do unto their rivals what they would never accept them doing it unto their own guys, be it Kovy or Saku-Le-Fou! *lol*
(Sorry - couldn't resist!)

And so, the goal celebration -and game one win celebration, be it temporarily- were ruined by the unsportsmanlike behaviour of those execrable Habs... And what does their local play-by-play guy call, at that point? "And now Milan Lucic attacks Komisarek FROM BEHIND..."
WHAT THE...?!? How many games has this guy called, let alone seen, over the years...? Is it customary then, you so-called expert you, to see an NHLer celebrate his team's scoring the insurance goal by jumping an opponent from behind - for no reason at all?!? The fact was, all Lucic did was step in and defend his smaller teammate, a teammate who doesn't do any of that rough stuff usually, and he grabbed Komisarek and threw him off his teammate with conviction, as to say "you want to "dance" - do it with someone like ME!"

As it is, of course, Komisarek fears Lucic and loathes him with a passion for it: Lucic kicked his butt earlier in the season, showing him up big time then... The Komi was so badly beaten, he missed a considerable amount of playing time after the scuffle. Ever since, he's dreamed of some kind of chance for revenge - and he knew his teammates, tough guys Laraque and Stewart, would never get the job done either... So he tried to avenge himself, at first, by picking on Lucic's smaller goal-scoring linemate. When that didn't work, he tried his darn-best to mount the courage to go for a rematch - and with his team all but eliminated, he thought it was time to do just that in game four. A single punch to the jaw and Lucic had won the rematch as well. Finally, out of exasperation, The Komi made his last pathetic appearance of the season (and most probably as a hated Hab as well) when he high-sticked himself out of the game, the series and surely out of town as well, in the last few minutes of game four - he couldn't match Milan Lucic's brawn, so he used his stick instead! He got an automatic five minutes and ejection from the game, as Lucic was cut on the left cheek then - 'tis the only way The Komi could ever put a single scratch on Milan Lucic, I tell ya! PATHETIC.

But even more pathetic of all, was again the play-by-play description of it all! Aye, I confess, I'd stopped the music (much in my own disfavour - but at least, I'm doing it to myself, so it's okay then!) and "peeked" at the commentating that was being done by the so-called "impartial experts"... No underlining whatsoever of The Komi's pathetic attitude - instead they spoke of the refereeing...! Right...
I went right back to Beethoven, right there and then!


The Boston Bruins deserved to win LAST YEAR's series against these pathetic Habs - and they deserved to win both playoff encounters during the all-around sad Joe Thornton era (sad with unfulfilled expectations, quite inexplicably at that...! The San Jose crowd knows all about that now - eh? Bwah-ha-ha. Keep him, your Joe; we don't want him anymore!)

What's more, the Boston Bruins deserved to win more oftne than 22 times on Montreal's rink, all-time, during the playoffs... The winning streak they have going against the Habs currently (all but one game in the regular season and the four straight in the playoffs that amount to a sweeter-than-sweet sweep and nine straight wins overall) deserves to continue next season and the NEXT FEW SEASONS in fact! Verily, it should reach the 20-to-25 games plateau, I say; just to TRULY get the B's even! One has no idea the amounts of INJUSTICE ON ICE that the Boston Bruins have had to swallow down over the years against various opponents (Buffalo in 1993, New Jersey the following year and Florida the year after that, I do believe... If memory serves me right!) but none, NONE moreso than this hated rival: the Canadiens! A team with the most moronic fanbase of all: they actually boo their own when they lose to a far superior team like the 2009 Boston Bruins! And one year earlier, after stealing victory from these same Bruins, they were moronic enough to go on a rioting spree throughout their city, one that rose to the astronomical amount of in excess of 2 MILLION DOLLARS IN DAMAGES...! The Canadiens employees are saddened to see their team lose and make such an early (and so well-deserved) exit this April - but I am 100% sure that every other Montrealer with a business, city employees and insurance brokers alike too, are TRULY ELATED that they lost and had NARROW A MOMENT OF JOY for their stupid fans this year - giving the latter no cause to RIOT in the process, as absurd as it sounds!

But absurdism is found in every nook and cranny of the Montreal Bell Centre, I tell ya: starting with the spelling there (it remains english, no matter what; but they still feel they are complying with the silly LOI 101 and other restrictions by spelling both Canadians and Center with an "e" at a most strategic place: "centre" is French, but only if you pronounce it that way... But anyway...!)
More absurdism: the fans, in their incoherent chanting and booing; they cheer the rough stuff their Habs do on the ice, and boo the ensuing penalty it cost them! But then they will also boo when the B's are not penalized for doing much less than the Habs did - that's logical, eh. Thank God none of these people is actually refereeing the game; impartiality would rule the proceedings - not! It would fly out the window, rather!
Even the mascot is incoherent: Youppi was seen cheering when the Habs were called offside?!? Is he HIGH, underneath that orange fur?!? At least Blades The Bruin knows what's going on...!

And so do I...!
And in the light of this second sweep of the Canadiens by the Bruins in recent years -remember 1992! I sure do; and Shane Hnidy appears to me now as the second coming of... Jim Wiemer! But I am digresisng again-and so I can honestly say that we need to see more of this in order to be reminded that YES - there is still some JUSTICE in this sorry world of ours... sometimes!


The Bruins' coach was a true class act: he spoke of no malice, no revenge plan, no ill feelings towards the organization that kicked both him and one of his star players, Michael Ryder, out of town - by the way; thanks, CH, now both are serving the BOSTON cause very well! In fact, Julien hesitated to even use the word JUSTICE in both case, especially in Ryder's case... Of course I just did use the word, without any hesitation at all, but it is in the BOSTON BRUINS' case against the rivals they've had, especially the Habs - after all, Ryder and Julien are only two individuals implicated in the larger picture which is, itself, but a tiny reflection of the much larger picture that is the neverending (but soon to end anyway - by the Grace of God!) battle between GOOD and EVIL...! But I am digressing, aren't I? *lol*

The Bruins can target the Stanley Cup next: and no team, no organization deserves it more than they do. They've had seven magnificent twenty goal-scorers this year (eight, I say: after all, Zdeno Chara got 19 and scored his 20th on the very first playoff game he played - and it was the game-winner too!) but it is true that, under Don Cherry, the Bruins established the record "never-to-be-broken" as he always says: ELEVEN twenty-plus goal-scorers on the roster, in the late 1970s! And that team, though dominating too, was robbed of a championship. Still, the fanbase in Boston is so classy it stood and applauded the enemy camp, the CH, when it paraded with the Stanley Cup in the venerable Boston Garden (maybe not the same year though - gee, I hope not!)

This year, Marc Savard, Patrice Bergeron, Chuck Kobasew, Phil Kessel, Milan Lucic, Blake Wheeler, Zdeno Chara, Mark Recchi, Steve Montador, Tim Thomas, Michael Ryder, David Krejci, Chuck Kobasew, Shawn Thornton, Stephane Yelle, PJ Axelsson and the rest of this formidable line-up can aspire to accomplish what that other great Bruins team, somehow, wasn't fortunate enough to accomplish themselves.

Me, of course, I wanted to see it done back in 1993 - when Dave Poulin (not Krejci) was in town. The hired guns were Dave Christian and Brian Propp - not Recchi or Ryder. The pillars on defense were Ray Bourque and Don Sweeney, not Aaron Ward and Dennis Wideman. And the main man was Cam Neely - not... well, this 2009 edition of the B's is well-balanced and they rely on a total team effort to get it done (that is why it is so impossible to counter them too!)

At least, if the 2009 edition of the Boston Bruins does win it all, Cam Neely is still a part of the club - in some function... So are Bourque and Sweeney. They'll get to hoist the Cup - as Bruins - yet...!

Onwards - with the opposition likely being pesky Rangers, Penguins and... hmm... Ducks or Canucks, the rest of the way...!


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Saturday, January 17, 2009

Dubya's Last Dance








WHO CARES?
WHO GIVES A RAT'S ASS?
WHO GIVES A SHIT?!?

Nothing is going to "CHANGE"
just because there's a
"new administration"
behind the has-been
greatest power on the globe
leader of the "free" world
land of the used-to-be-brave...

Dubya's FINALLY GONE...
FINALLY...

So what?

The seeds of Armageddon were his to plow -
simply not to harvest...




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Thursday, January 08, 2009

Time To Let It All Out In The Open...



Now, more than ever,
it is time to feel lukewarm about
the economy, our beloved "system"
and our dollar, I say!

Almighty U.S. dollar MY FOOT -
indeed!


Let your true feelings out already:
our system SUCKS!

Might as well go with Monopoly money now



Or this obvious fake currency -
boils down as the same thing,
pretty much, as Monopoly money!


It's all downhill
from here on in, folks!


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Wednesday, December 31, 2008

2008 is DONE and OVER WITH...





Singer: Feist | Song: 1,2,3,4
Read Lyrics - Forward this Song to your Friends





One Two Three Four
Tell me that you love me more
Sleepless, long nights
That was what my youth was for

OLD teenage hopes are ALIVE at your door
Left you with nothing
But they want some more

Oh, oh, oh
You're changing your heart
Oh, oh, oh
You know who you are

Sweetheart, bitter heart
Now I can't tell you apart
Cozy and cold
Put the horse before the cart

Those teenage hopes
Who have tears in their eyes
Too scared to own up
To one little lie

Oh, oh, oh
You're changing your heart
Oh, oh, oh
You know who you are

One, two, three, four, five, six, nine, and ten
Money can't buy you back the love that you had then
One, two, three, four, five, six, nine, and ten
Money can't buy you back the love that you had then

Oh, oh, oh
You're changing your heart
Oh, oh, oh
You know who you are
Oh, oh, oh
You're changing your heart
Oh, oh, oh
You know who you are

(Lyrics: copyright FEIST)

(DUH.)



Let's learn how to properly count from 1 to 10 in 2009 - eh?
It helps, come "countdown time"...!

;)

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It's that time of the year again - time to uncork the champagne, get the cork right in the eye, grimace in pain and jerk around, hitting in the face anyone foolish enough to be standing way too close to danger like that...! Then you'll most likely have the sheer survivalistic instinct to seek help - without seeing where you're going at all! Tripping and breaking some bones, for good measure, will wrap up the miserable year IN STYLE - I'm sure...

Hence, it is THAT time, again...

Plus, it is also the time to do some kind of YEAR-END REVIEW - in the spirit of "let's see where we're at now" I guess; I hope, really... That might help bettering things, just a bit - or it might be altogether pointless anyway! Either way, it surely is time far close to being well wasted than you're simply lying around watching the insipid Comedy Network - methinks...!

But that is another story...

Go on - shoo!
Get on with the year-end party; the mega-RÉVEILLON (google a French translator, willya?) and be done with it already!
(Ok - the thing is to make it last AT LEAST until the countdown to 2009 - four hours to go, at press...er, typing... er, blogging time here...!)

And as far as the actual REVIEWING goes - check out my RAMBLINGS IN WRIT on the subject...
My LUGUBRIOUS BLOG ("scheduled" -by both Google and me- to be published at exactly 11:59pm tonight! December 31st, 2008 - in case you're not sure! Hey - you may be reading this in 2011, 2012 or 2013... no? I wouldn't bet on anything beyond that, at this time...! But that is another story too!)
AND... check this site out as well!

I check out that yearbyyear site MANY times throughout the year, actually - for, you see, "I want INFORMATION"...!

And so should you - number 2!

;)

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Wednesday, December 17, 2008

I'm A Marvel...no, a DC... no... a PC!!!




We're giving away a PC a week! it said...
(No you're not, not anymore, LIARS!)

They do add this explanatory note though:
Thank you for your interest in the “I’m a PC” contest. The contest has closed and we are no longer accepting entries. Please visit the Microsoft Home Magazine contest page to view current and future contests.




Aww - that's just too damn bad, Microsoft!
I so wanted to add another instrument of daily frustration to my exasperated existence; another source of hair-pulling angst, since I am, after all, such a glutton for punishment here...!


 
I had the PERFECT (or should I say the Luminous) entry to propose, too:
"I AM A PC - BECAUSE I AM PATIENT AND CORDIAL.
UNDER THE WORST POSSIBLE CIRCUMSTANCES TOO - WHICH ARE ENCOUNTERED FAIRLY ROUTINELY, WHEN ONE OWNS A PC...!"

See - a surefire WINNER!


 
Alas, twas not to be.
Because the Microsoft powers-that-be
are the grinches that they are
stealing my beef - or, as it is, my PC -
this Christmas Time!

Boo-hoo
eh?

See if I care!

Photos property of Microsoft Corporation's Home Magazine.

:)

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Friday, December 05, 2008

Nude = Beauty? Animal-like, is it?

La beauté nue, une expo Demarchelier à Paris
La beauté nue, une expo Demarchelier à Paris


La beauté nue, une expo Demarchelier à Paris
Il a photographié toutes les stars et les top models des années 90, était le photographe officiel de Diana, rencontre avec Patrick Demarchelier dont l'oeuvre est exposée à Paris, au Petit Palais.


HA.
A dime a dozen - that is all that they are!
All these naked bimbos - once you've seen one, you've see them all!
They are all the same; so much so, you could swear cloning has been around almost as long as that Ira Levin book made it sound to have been: The Stepford Wives, remember that? Look into it!
Once a single one has bared it all, it is just as if they'd ALL done it, I tell ya! There is nothing left to see - much less anything remotely interesting in their personalities to grasp your attention beyond that...!
This goes at least double (if not a hundred-fold) for the male models some frustrated and/or frigid desperately exasperating housewives loooove to ogle either Friday evenings or on week-ends, at Chippendale's or a cheaper sleazier strip joint! But anyway - back to chicks now!
I remember hearing a pro say it so eloquently too: "once you've seen (she might have said "licked" actually - it was such a long time ago, I hardly recall now... They're not pros to LISTEN TO, y'know...!) and felt up a boob, what else is there, eh?"
Indeed!
A thousand and one nude models unravel only two thousand and two nearly identical blobs... I mean, boobies - and there's nothing to it at all, really!
Nipples are nipples - get over them!
The curves, and alleged artistic way each photog has to represent them - it is all smoke and mirrors, really! Pat Demarchelier is just a Frenchman - and as any other Frenchy, he's a natural-born voyeur, that's all! And natural-born voyeurs are made that way: they NEVER get enough! Now I am not sure what Annie's problem is - but I'd say there should be such a thing as a "lesbovoyeur" too - huh? Kim Carnes would agree...

Annie Leibovitz, la photographe des stars, exposée à Londres
Annie Leibovitz, la photographe des stars, exposée à Londres


Really now - are we evolved or not?

If we were made to shed our clothes all the time like that, we'd all have been born (or gotten to grow up) much hairier than we get to be, in due time...!
Besides, you gotta start making sense too, people: you either like and CRAVE the naturally-grown fur (and that clothes-shedding obsession seems to indicate that there sure is an obsession there!) or you want to get rid of every last trace of body hair GOD Has ever Given ya; either through waxing, some high-techy treatment that only estheticians comprehend - or plain ol' shaving! In the latter case, after the job is all done (duh) - YOU NEED TO KEEP THE DAMN CLOTHES ON!
Oh, but that's right - then, so many of these poor starving models (artists & models...?) would be OUT OF A JOB - because shedding their clothes and striking suggestive poses is all they can do, right?

Only the (very) few accessories used in these photo shoots can add any infinitesimal sense of class and romanticism, henceforth - indeed!


...

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Friday, October 31, 2008

Wanna see scary stuff, this Halloween? Here it is... HA!

You think you've seen SCARY?
HA! You're a deluded fool!

THIS is your idea of SCARY
and jaw-dropping sights... RIGHT?




(And I will spare you, just as I did before, the wording
of just how lukewarm I was about that whole mini-craze
surrounding the release of the IRON MAN movie...!
Just the fact that he symbolizes "scary" here
SPEAKS VOLUMES, I think!)


The fact is, there is MUCH SCARIER out there
not only in the "real world"
but I do mean the REAL UNSEEN WORLD...
Sometimes, though,
ASTRONOMY catches a glimpse of that...




Impressive SPECTRE(s) in the Eastern Veil, eh?
This pic was first seen on this network
on the laconic blog's very last
luminous sidebar widget!
A blog which you can find on the list
right here
For more veil pics - go here.


MOST
OF US
though
WILL ONLY GET TO SEE
THIS TYPE OF
FURRY MONSTER
IN OUR LIFETIME...



I've got my own little monster -
as evidenced right here:


The name's Quio, not Yoda, but still I'll ask...
Anybody interested in adopting it?
Let me know!


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Roswell - to the tune of Bush! Roswell - the sacrificial superior series, all to the benefit of SuperBOY's Smallville! A moot point now though - this is, alas, a cause that cannot be championed anymore, for it is way too late indeed... R.I.P. ROSWELL. You live on - on DVD! You were clearly the better make-believe TV teeny aliens in america!





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