Text Message Love Into Their Hearts...?!?

Those 55-4-55 commercials are starting to rub me the wrong way!
What, with the message they're sending by having silly contests calling for guys (and gals, one assumes) to send in their best "love tips"...
And then they dare imply that the following totally inane line:
"How much does a polar bear have to weigh? Just enough to break the ice!"
is better than the classic "if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together!"... what the?!? No way!

Considering the extreme poor taste of the polar bear line, due to the climatic changes which are causing outright tragic circumstances for the arctic gentle ivory giants, who are in turn weighing less and less and STILL seeing the ice unable to support them as it is melting all over the place and the poor bears are not with enough strength these days in order to swim as long as it will be necessary before they find suitable ice floes...

I'd encourage bachelors and bachelorettes without a clue, both, to go with the "U and I" alphabetically-challenged line instead.


Thank you.


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