Santa Is Coming To Town, Eh...

That obese, obtuse red-clad LIAR is at it again...

Well, THIS YEAR, if he does come to town, my town, I am going to meet him and meet him good! Hit-for-hit, blow-for-blow,

(\ô/)™ vs S.C. - it had to happen!!!

If you think that is a tad too excessive, let us examine the facts quickly: the fat guy gets the credit, in song and absurd folklore, for being THE ONE who brings gifts to multitudes - in large part THE NEEDY. While, in fact, NO ONE caters to the needs of these poor people who probably do keep their child in the delusion that there is a Santa Claus out there... Out of necessity they do it.

English, French or German - everybody agrees that "Santa" is a A-HOLE!










All over the globe, people know how much of a creep this creation of mercantilism REALLY IS...

So, THIS YEAR, join me and PROTEST... the luminous way:




Because if you don't do it, you risk getting the seasonal BLAHs too:




You have been warned!
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